GET IN, SIT DOWN
SHUT UP AND HOLD ON |
ALWAYS LATE
BUT WORTH THE WAIT |
SPOILED
AND LOVING IT |
I'D RATHER BE
LOOTING AT NORDSTROM |
IF THE SHOE FITS
CHARGE IT |
MILLIONAIRE
IN TRAINING |
EXPENSIVE
BUT WORTH IT |
SOME
DAYS I WAKE UP GRUMPY, OTHER DAYS I LET
HER SLEEP. |
I'M NOT
OUT OF SHAPE. ROUND IS A SHAPE! |
SINGLE
AND LOVIN' IT |
I MAY BE
SLOW, BUT I'M IN FRONT OF YOU. |
SO MANY MALLS
SO LITTLE TIME |
I'M NOT A BRAT
I'M NOT! I'M NOT! I'M NOT! |
I SHOP, I BUY
IN DEBT I'LL DIE |
WHEN IN NEED
DIAL 1-800-DAD-CASH |
RECOVERING
SHOP-A-HOLIC |
A LITTLE GREED
CAN GET YOU LOTS OF STUFF |
FIGHT CRIME
SHOOT BACK |
HAPPINESS IS
YELLING BINGO |
I BRAKE
FOR BINGO |
WHY CANT I BE RICH
INSTEAD OF BEAUTIFUL? |
DOLLARS
AND NO SENSE |
IN CASE OF EMERGENCY
ADMINISTER CHOCOLATE |
FASTER THAN A
SPEEDING TICKET |
|
OUT OF MY WAY
I NEED A LATTE' |
ON TIME
IS WHEN I GET THERE |
I'M NOT DRIVING FAST
I'M FLYING LOW |
|
KEEP HONKING
I'M RELOADING |
THANK YOU
FOR NOT LAUGHING |
GUN CONTROL MEANS
USING BOTH HANDS |
|
IT'S A BLONDE THING
YOU WOULDN'T UNDERSTAND |
WE'RE
SPENDING OUR CHILDREN'S INHERITANCE |
YES, THIS IS MY TRUCK
NO I WON'T HELP YOU MOVE |
|
IF YOU CANT STOP
SMILE AS YOU GO UNDER |
PORSCHE
INCOGNITO |
NURSES
CALL THE SHOTS |
|
LIFE IS TOO SHORT
FOR A FULL TIME JOB |
I'M A BEAUTICIAN
NOT A MAGICIAN |
I'D RATHER BE
DRIVING A GOLF BALL |
|
WHEN HELL FREEZES OVER
I'LL SKI THERE TOO |
I GOLF
THEREFORE I SWEAR |
WORK IS FOR PEOPLE
WHO DON'T KNOW HOW TO (fish, golf, hunt,
etc.) |
|
RETIRED
AND LOVING IT |
SMILE
JESUS LOVES YOU |
NOT SPOILED
JUST BLESSED |
|
I'M THE MOMMY
THAT'S WHY |
MY KIDS DRIVE ME CRAZY |
ALL I WANT
IS EVERYTHING |
|
FOR THIS
I WENT TO COLLEGE? |
WHEN THE GOING GETS
TOUGH
THE TOUGH GO SHOPPING
|
GIVE ME THE CHOCOLATE
AND NOBODY GETS HURT |
|
YOU SHOULD SEE ME
WITH MY TOP OFF |
HIS AND HERS
HER CAR, HIS PAYMENT |
GEO CACHING
HUMAN SEARCH ENGINE |
|
NO GUTS, NO GLORY
NO BRAINS, SAME STORY |
IF THE SHOE FITS
BUY A PAIR IN EVERY COLOR |
BORN FREE
BUT NOW I'M EXPENSIVE |
|
I'M SO GOOD
WHY TRY HARDER? |
GIRLS JUST
WANNA HAVE FUNDS |
INLAWS
IN TRUNK |
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